Jessica Yaniv

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.

Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.

by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019

Jessica Adams

She’s the star whose lights turn each stone they fall on..into a moon. When the light air passes through your hair..i hear it. Your quiet fragrences,melt in you, when touching you..I write the letters of your name by the rinse on all leaves of the trees.

Jessica Adams is amazing and I can't wait to see you.

by JessSaysMo August 14, 2021

jessica dole

They are on the dole and call random kids "bb" on roblox... and papi. what a freaky one

Jessica Dole: hey bb Jamie, I just got my dole credits!

Jamie: nxaxggxexr Tf

by camping_chair December 17, 2019

Jessielyn

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!

She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!

by benpepsi June 7, 2021

Bad Luck Jessie J

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.

Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013

jessica lange

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story

person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection

by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013

Queen Jessica Effect

When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.

Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!

by smashgod9999 November 3, 2021