jessie paege

The most wonderful human ever. She makes YouTube videos about Ratatouille and equality.

I Stan Jessie Paege *slams hand on table*

by A.rat.for.ratatouille May 31, 2018

Jessie Godderz

Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.

Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?

by shalers. December 14, 2009

Jesse Jackson

An extortionist that is convinced that every white person is racist.

Uh-oh, here comes Jesse Jackson, better run.

by rightwinger July 29, 2004

jesse lee soffer

The hottest person in Chicago PD

Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos

by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021

Jessielyn

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!

She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!

by benpepsi June 7, 2021

Bad Luck Jessie J

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.

Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013

jesse jackson

verb. To make millions of dollars by founding a "non-profit" organization which threatens large companies with boycotts unless they "contribute" tens of thousands of dollars to the organization.

NASCAR was jesse jacksoned into donating money to the rainbow/push coalition.

by hankanatorX July 1, 2003