PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
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Michael is a name only for the pure legends. If you name Is Michael Jenkins your life has lots of good to come
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I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad
Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
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1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.
v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.
v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
by V.C.C. September 22, 2008
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by swel23 June 28, 2019
Get the george jenkins high school mug.To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010
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Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
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