Jerking off

The Barbadian term for masturbating.

You were jerking off this morning.

by CTQH June 5, 2018

Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 20, 2005

Jerkanoff

someone who is being a total ass and doesn't quite know it though it is obvious to everyone else.

1) "Mike, you are such a Jerkanoff! I can't beilive you'd make your girlfriend bring barbecue sauce for you to the fair and you don't even thank her for it!"

2) Telling him that he sucked at his solo was such a jerkanoff thing to do! He doesn't have any confidence in himself anyway!

by TheGroinAssassin September 21, 2009

jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

jackingoff

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim

Dude i like jackingoff.

by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006

Jerking Off Steam

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

by F_TRES November 19, 2009