jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

jerkin'the gherkin

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008

Jerkin' the gherkin

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.

(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018

jerkin the gherkin

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

by tim123473 February 22, 2009

jerkin' the gierkin'

slang for rotc kids a.k.a pickles you are embarrassing and/or making fun of

or referring to masturbation

kristi:man that R.O.(short for rotc) kid is so lame

brittany:yeah poor guy,i bet he never gets laid

kristi:so that's why he's always jerkin' the gierkin'

by Sweet Black Ass July 29, 2011

Jerkin' the Gherkin

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

by nihilistslacker January 2, 2017