Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
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When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012
Get the Jerusalem nut spring mug.N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.
"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
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Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.
Can be seen in:
"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.
"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.
"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.
Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.
Can be seen in:
"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.
"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.
"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.
by Jerusha M January 18, 2009
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He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.
You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.
You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)
by M____ October 1, 2007
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