Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.
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A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
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by MiNi ViNNY 617 December 4, 2010
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I love Danielle (Danielle says) I love you too! (you say) I hate you both! (You have just been jerattacked. Have a nice day.)
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by Bob-milky September 24, 2011
Get the Jerktographer mug.Proper Noun: When men, and on occasion, when women cannot masturbate, perform sexual actions, or receive sexual actions, as they will lose the contest that inherently all people of the male gender, and as I have said, sometimes of the female gender, have been entered into via an oral contract for the entire month of October.
The month of No Jerktober tends to be hard on the men of a special fraternity that is not a fraternity, but just a residence hall in the middle of no-where, because it is just not fair when the only available amusements may in fact be the women that tease and tempt us so brutally, and make us wish we were dead or getting some, preferably the latter.
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