Jeremyism

A religion to celebrate Jeremys. This religion was created by the Minecraft youtuber Smallishbeans.

I am part of the Jeremyism religion.

by JustAni August 27, 2020

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Jeremyism

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.

Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!

by AJ Moore August 31, 2020

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JeremyDoesDallas

Based off Debbie Does Dallas, the 1978 best selling VHS pornographic film starring Bambi Woods, JeremyDoesDallas is a 2023 straight to dvd reproduction. The plot focuses on cheerleader Dick Teenie attempting to earn enough money to get himself to Dallas, Texas to try out for the famous "Texas Cowgirls" cheerleading squad. One of the more depraved scenes involves a truck stop men's room and Teenie's renowned grand canyon gaping anus. The film has been nominated for an AVN award for best male upcoming star!

Man that film JeremyDoesDallas sure did have a whole lot of ladyboy cheerleaders.

by TripleCrown DS September 26, 2023

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Jeralyn

Jeralyn is the most gorgeous girl but doesn't believe she is. She is insecure about her body, and worries about how people look at her. She is full of love but sometimes can't find the right guy. she is understanding, funny, and caring. She had been threw alot do she knows alot of good advice and on top of that she is sometimes right. She is kind but can kinda easily be upset. She likes to feel important and be told she is beautiful when she thinks it's not true. She is great in bed once you get her there. She has a beautiful smile but hates it. She likes to party and have a good life. She can be shy but when she knows you she will love you. Once you have an Jeralyn never let her go because she might not come back.

Jeralyn is my best friend and I don't wanna lose her

by No body 101 May 25, 2019

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Jeremy Bearimy

The timeline in the afterlife that moves in what happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English; the dot of the “i” is said to be Tuesdays, July, the time moment where nothing never occurs, and the moment where Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye are finally with each other forever.

“Well how is it possible that all these things happened to us but no time passed on Earth? Did you go back in time to save us?”
-“Um, I didn’t have to...because of Jeremy Bearimy.”

“I wish we had more time together!”
-“Oh time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby! We’ll just get through this and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”

by The Good Place December 11, 2019

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