Jelq

When a chill ass nigga is just hanging around and doing some shid

Look at that bird over there. Nigga out here jelqin'

by Small penis man Balthazar August 6, 2019

Jelq

Hey Jaiden Animations

Jack manifold has jelqed exactly 286 time

by Lobbin goblin March 10, 2022

Jelq

Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)

Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?"

Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"

by George Costanza's Bodypillow June 11, 2018

Jelq Belly

Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.

I've been doing my chubby exercises Brody, and look, I now I have a "jelq belly."

by Handsy with Manny November 1, 2017

Jelq Shake

When you are jelqing and then shake your rump, usually for a camera.

"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"

by applesforthebublic October 29, 2023

Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it

Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!

by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024

Shadow Jelq

A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.

"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"

by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 23, 2024