Jellyfishing

The act of going-with-the-flow. When a person is confronted with a decision or confrontation, and chooses to not act.

"Hey Tim, should we go out tonight or stay in?"

"I don't care."

"Quit jellyfishing and make a choice!"

by Mykel-Miracle October 3, 2009

Jellyfishing

When you finish having sex with a girl and realise post-coitus the condom has been left inside her. In a haze of panic and confusion you use your index and middle finger to fish it out in a semi-sensual style. What you end up pulling out should look like a shrivelled old jellyfish, hence the term "Jellyfishing".

When Matt realised his vigorous love making and oversized condom had resulted in the rubber slipping off, he kissed Lisa while jellyfishing.

He eventually came up with the goods and then prayed she was not pregnant for the next few months.

by Sleeve of the Wizard August 10, 2010

jellyfishing

When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.

So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."

by FruitLauncher December 2, 2009

jellyfishing

the act of smoking such a large bong hit that you choke up a large, clear, gelatinous gob of spit.

Me: Hey Bubby you want to go jellyfishing
Him: Hell ya Sissy, you got some killer 420 I got a blunt wrap lets go fishing, wra!

by Bubby's Sissy September 27, 2011

Jellyfishing

When one catches a fart in a clear plastic container, dates it, and freezes it for a minimum of one day. Only to open it with another person to catch the wiff.

A: What's in this container?

B: I went jellyfishing.

*Opening*

A: *Gags* F*cking gross.

by daledairyqueen July 28, 2010

jellyfishing

when you get drunk or high and float in a pool inside a ring float. u let your legs dangle underneath you like a jellyfish and u let your face lay restlessly on the float. if done right it is the most effortless thing you can do.. even more so than laying down

yo last night after we blazed we all went jellyfishing in the pool. it was just way too relaxing

by ddotr1988 June 23, 2011

JellyFishing

when you nut on a girls face and it looks like a jellyfish

Ben:Yo broskee, i totally was jellyfishing that girl last night.

John:Really! Me Too!

by R Dark Chocolate R January 29, 2010