Jellyfishing

When one catches a fart in a clear plastic container, dates it, and freezes it for a minimum of one day. Only to open it with another person to catch the wiff.

A: What's in this container?

B: I went jellyfishing.

*Opening*

A: *Gags* F*cking gross.

by daledairyqueen July 28, 2010

jellyfishing

when you get drunk or high and float in a pool inside a ring float. u let your legs dangle underneath you like a jellyfish and u let your face lay restlessly on the float. if done right it is the most effortless thing you can do.. even more so than laying down

yo last night after we blazed we all went jellyfishing in the pool. it was just way too relaxing

by ddotr1988 June 23, 2011

JellyFishing

when you nut on a girls face and it looks like a jellyfish

Ben:Yo broskee, i totally was jellyfishing that girl last night.

John:Really! Me Too!

by R Dark Chocolate R January 29, 2010

Jellyfishing

The act in which a man lies on his back as a girl sits reverse cowboy position on his face as he performs cunnilingus. The 'jellyfish' part comes in as the girl flails around as if she were a jellyfish when she climaxes. Usually done in orgies as it's not a physically tasking position for either participant, leaving both extra energy to continue in orgy activities.

John: 'Yo, me and dis bitch tried jellyfishing last night. It was the shit!'
Fred: 'Fuck yeah, I gotta get my girl to try that shit'

by Kessler457 October 24, 2011

Jellyfishing

When you are having sex with a girl while using a condom and the condom comes off inside her pussy, and she has to fish it out.

She had to go Jellyfishing after my rubber fell off inside her.

by Pavul February 21, 2010

Jellyfishing

Cleaning jizz out of your drain, after having sex in the shower.

We had sex in my shower, and I pulled out.. later we had to go jellyfishing.

by BrianBreakdown February 18, 2011

jellyfishing

when a woman realises she has crapped her pants (underwear) she then begins to do what is known as "jellyfishing" this is where she crosses her legs in a tight bow, lowers the stereotypical 1960s long skirt she is wearing and scoops the mess into her handbag, she then flings the handbag into the nearest ocean and jellyfish (confused and aroused) swarm the handbag and are momenteraly dissapointed.

Gregory : GOOD GOD!
Stanley : What is it man?
Gregory : That woman just shat in her purse!
Wilma : its a classic case of jellyfishing that is.
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by The Columbus Project July 22, 2009