jelly roll

limp dick

she was ready to fuck, but he couldonly manage a jelly roll.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

jelly roll

A bloody tampon.

Bones just ate a friggin' jelly roll!

by uid 0 August 22, 2003

jelly roll

The act of giving oral sex to a menstruating woman and then spitting the blood into her mouth.

no example necessary for jelly roll.

by luckyfox May 23, 2006

jelly roll

A sexual act, normally performed in prison by men, where one man applies and then licks jelly out of another man's ass.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

jelly roll

When you punch your ol lady in the mouth and then she gives you a blow job with her fat bloody lips.

I got me a good jelly roll from the ol lady. Then she applied peroxide to her lips.

by dle316 April 19, 2006

jelly rolled

To be tricked into clicking a link leading to a photo of an obese female.

Send any photos of Rita MacNeil under an inconspicuous filename...

"You got jelly rolled!"

by Benju March 26, 2008

Jelly Roll

African American slang for female genitalia

I fucking destroyed her jelly roll last night.

by Sphincter Boy 76 October 23, 2011