Jeff Bezos

Jeff who?

Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"

by Ewok Musk June 15, 2020

Jeff Bezos

A name to call people if they are bald

Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!

by Ezok3412 May 9, 2022

Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021

Jeff Bezos

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Jeff bezos

Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

by Almosteverythingcomics December 15, 2022

Jeff bezos

Jeff bezos aka the richest man in the world owns amazon and has around 500 billion dollars

Friend:1 who is jeff bezos?
Friend:2 the richest man in america

by Dababy sitter November 27, 2020