Jeff Bezos 

Jeff who?

Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"

Jeff Bezos by Ewok Musk June 15, 2020

Jeff Bezos 

A name to call people if they are bald

Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!

Jeff Bezos by Ezok3412 May 9, 2022

Jeff Bezos 

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

Jeff Bezos by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021

Jeff Bezos 

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

Jeff Bezos by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

Jeff bezos 

Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

Jeff bezos by Almosteverythingcomics December 15, 2022

Jeff bezos 

Jeff bezos aka the richest man in the world owns amazon and has around 500 billion dollars

Friend:1 who is jeff bezos?
Friend:2 the richest man in america

Jeff bezos by Dababy sitter November 27, 2020

Jeff Bezos 

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

Jeff Bezos by Mista chief January 8, 2021