Jeeter Juked

A Karate chop to the throat.

I almost got jeeter juked today by sam.

by Monsterdawgdude September 9, 2020

dirty jeeter

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.

A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.

by rob October 24, 2004

baby jeeter

a stoopid doo doo dumb

That baby Jeeter is smoking

by SomethinLikeThat December 17, 2021

jeeter joints

top shelf quality joints sold in half grams in a jar with five total. run about $40 each.

aye bro let’s pick up some jeeter joints

aight g you got $20? let’s go halfers on it

by oozio June 8, 2022

Jeeter's me up

Getting Jeetered is doing something that gets your adrenaline pumping, and you do it every day, or reacurringly.

Guy 1 - Why do you do that everyday? It was cool the first time but now it's dumb...

Guy 2 - Idk man, something about it just Jeeter's me up!

by Rnlnanonymous November 10, 2013

Jeeter

(n.) A spastic person like that of Jeeter Buford, a character from the sex comedy, Buford's Beach Bunnies, who suffers from heterophobia/sexophobia: fear of the opposite sex. Light symptoms of "Jeeterness" include sheepish behavior and Gumpism, while serious cases involve bed-wetting and psychotic convulsions at the mere touch of a woman.

(adj.) Exhibiting the characteristic traits of Jeeter Buford (see above).

1.) "That Jeeter has no idea what to do around a woman!"

2.) "Don't expect to pull wool tonight with Jeeter Bill around here."

by Orange Mafia May 19, 2006

Jeeter

Jeeter- noun.
1. The warm area between your legs that another person can place their cold feet in

Brad - "hey dude my feet are cold. Can I stick them in your jeeter?"
Carl- "no problem bro!"

by Micaroniii August 25, 2014