jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger of Zion May 22, 2007

jeep

not a car, not a truck, not a jeep, Nothing

Tim: you drive a jeep !
peter: yep, life is bad and im waiting to die
tim: hey you must also drive a volvo !

by im better than you October 27, 2006

jeep

Over-priced, over-hyped american produced junker that GM will never bother to re-engineer as they realize there will always be a confederacy of dunces willing to dole out the cash.

I cannot believe the radio was stolen out of my soft-top jeep wrangler again!

or

I can barely afford my 4-cynlinder jeep payments and my dues to the frat!

by donkeyrinse July 16, 2005

jeep

Yet another form of overcompensation for small dicked loosers, along with the SUV and the Truck.

Driving a jeep helps me to cope with my microscopic penis. Look out ladies, I'm a small dicked idiot dumbass loser.

Me(after vomitting): Get away from me you disgusting freak, I'm going out with the guy in the little honda, toyota, etc. that just cut you and your stupid looser mobile off.

by greengirl123 October 27, 2006

jeep

Acronym for "Junky Eastern European Product"

My Jeep was made in Germany.

by oldestof6 October 16, 2008

jeep

The most kick ass vehicle ever. Common reffered to their "nick" names, usually having a "J" in them.

1984—2001 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
1993–1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee (ZJ)
1999–2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee (WJ)
2005–present Jeep Grand Cherokee (WK)
1987-1995 Jeep wrangler (YJ)
1996-2006) Jeep Wrangler (TJ)
2007-Present Jeep wrangler (JK)
2002-2007 Jeep Liberty (KJ)
2007-Present Jeep Liberty (KK)
2006-Present Jeep Commander (XK)
1945-1986 Jeep CJ (CJ5 Cj7 CJ8 CJ10 Cj2a ect.)
1986–1992 Jeep Comanche (MJ)

Jeeps are legends. There is no doubt about it.
Ever time someone calls a Jeep a car, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. ;)

"Yeah, the dude had a sweet XJ. Jeeps rock"

by Ripples October 17, 2007

jeep

the stupidest vechile that seems to follow you everywhere.

OMG ANOTHER JEEP!
i swear they are following me.

by mcilrath January 20, 2009