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Kris Jenner

1. The ultimate pimp who uses her five daughters to obtain mountains of cash by passing them around to various athletes and musicians. And making them pose in age inappropriate clothing for a magazine in Australia.

2. A mother who leaks sex tapes of her children.
1. Kris Jenner is a wonderful mother and wins the mother/madam of the year award.

2. Wow! Your mom released your sex tape too!? Our moms are total Kris Jenners.
by Madambananapeel May 27, 2014
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Bruce Jenner

He's dead. Bruce Jenner is dead.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Bruce Jenner the other day?

Guy 2: Bruce Jenner is dead.
by TheKB321 June 8, 2015
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Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.
Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.
by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012
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kris jenner

A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.
Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.
by lilcamifromcali August 13, 2011
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Jewneral

Not having or not wanting to spend money on someones funeral so you bury them on your own.
No im just gonna do a jewneral in the yard
by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010
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Kendall Jenner

The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob
"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner
by juliathononn May 22, 2014
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Jewneric

A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.
Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch
by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010
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