Jeef

The Male equivalent of a queef out of his japs eye.

My girlfriend thought I had farted but it was actually a jeef.

by SirJeefAlot October 17, 2023

Jeef

A term used to describe when one jizzes and qweefs at the same time.

Aw dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and I totally jeefed on the sheets.

by Col. Klink June 14, 2011

Jeef

To pick up a fat girl on her period and eat her pussy.

Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you?

Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.

by Im A Bear July 13, 2012

Jeefing

The male equivalent to queefing (fanny fart): The release of gas from the japs eye of ones penis...

fuckin hell lloyd, stop jeefing on my lips, it smells like smegma you freak

by Lloyd Adam August 2, 2007

Jeef

A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior

First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.

First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!

by Danstrom March 15, 2010

Jeef

The all knowing birb he knows all

Jeef is not a being a being is jeef

by poopyinmypants247 May 18, 2018

Jeef

A picture that moves on a text; a funny repeating video

“Thomas sent me a funny jeef today of a cat!”

by The University of Moscow May 19, 2021