Jedward

the combination name of John and Edward, two irish joke contestants of the X factor 2009. no words can describe the absolute hatred and loathing the viewer feels as soon as their little smiley twatish faces are seen on saturday/sunday night. they remain to exist in the competition because biased irish prick of a judge Louis Walsh noticed their familiar accents and said that they "have potential", but the reason they remain in the competition is a mystery, whether its if people like listnening to classic Queen songs get murdered by these talentless gimps or its good ol' fashioned desire to see them crushed as they get further and further into the competition before failing at the end, i dont know
person 1 :"you know who i really want to Knock the fuck out?"
person 2 :"dunno, Jedward?"
person 1 :"yeah they're twats"
by Yaksik November 05, 2009
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Jedward

One helluva MOTHERFUCKER who knows how to do FREESTYLES and likes to TALK ABOUT HIS 19382818 EXES. Is a tryhard and bad at commitment. Born in pakistan to indian parents.
"I just did a really shitty freestyle"
"HaHa! What a Jedward."
by anoboneeimportanty December 09, 2019
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Jedward

A form of insult to someone you think is totally and utterly ridiculous, in either their manner, clothing style, haircut or otherwise someone who has done something or in the act of doing something really stupid...... Or simply just used to wind someone up by calling them "A 'Jedward' "
For example.... "You complete Jedward", "stop being a Jedward" or simply "Oi ! JEDWARD!"
by Lumar June 01, 2011
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Jedward

Look alike to Mr Mitchell Brown and John and Edward Grimes ; Noted for their high blonde quiff's and exuberant personality's?
"What do you called a person who has a striking blonde quiff similar to the one on Mitchell brown and The twins of x factor ?"

" Jedward "
by Sky.ais October 28, 2010
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Jedward Bullen

-A morphed version of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Usually refering to the only team that matters which is of course Jedward Bullen....Are You Conflicted between Team Edward & Team Jacob, yeah you could be Team Switserland but what fun is that? Pick Jedward Bullen!
Person 1: I don't know weather to be on Team Cullen or Team Black

Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.
by Team Jedward Bullen August 02, 2008
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