jedward

the name for two people who are gay and like to try and sing, prefrebly irish they try to act cool for everyone, but because of this they end up trying to be killed, loved by lou walsh anyone wanting to be a jedward can be bummed by the man

"ure such a jedward"

by werid child 123f December 7, 2009

Jedward

Look alike to Mr Mitchell Brown and John and Edward Grimes ; Noted for their high blonde quiff's and exuberant personality's?

"What do you called a person who has a striking blonde quiff similar to the one on Mitchell brown and The twins of x factor ?"

" Jedward "

by Sky.ais October 29, 2010

Jedward Bullen

-A morphed version of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Usually refering to the only team that matters which is of course Jedward Bullen....Are You Conflicted between Team Edward & Team Jacob, yeah you could be Team Switserland but what fun is that? Pick Jedward Bullen!

Person 1: I don't know weather to be on Team Cullen or Team Black

Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.

by Team Jedward Bullen September 27, 2008

Jedwarb

HELLO YES OK!
Being a Jedwarb means you're in a gang. Your'e 90% black, 90% Jedwarb, and 10% jew. Being a Jedwarb is a hard task. If you are a Jedwarbian, your city got bombed in France. Do not be racist about it.......STOP! haha ok....

Me: Hey, I am a Jedwarb haha....
UglyAssBitch: What Is a Jedwarb?
Me: Being a Jedwarb means you're in a gang. Your'e 90% black, 90% Jedwarb, and 10% jew. Being a Jedwarb is a hard task. If you are a Jedwarbian, your city got bombed in France. Do not be racist about it.......STOP! haha ok....
UglyAssBitch: I am so sorry! Forgive me, for I have sinned against the Jedwarbians!

by CaitlynDaGoat July 9, 2020

Jedwardian

**For those who don't know Jedward (John + Edward Grimes), they are Irish twins competing in the X Factor 2009. They were loathed by the masses in the beginning but now have a rather large following.**

Jedwardian simply means a follower of the hilarious, marvellously talented duo. He's John, he's Edward and together they're John and Edward! Ha.. classic..

''Dude, I used to hate those guys but ya know what?''

''What?''

''I've been converted to Jedwardianism.. I am now Jedwardian!''

by uber-meganums November 14, 2009

jedwards

An officer of the British Army, who in the late 1800s journeyed with a merry companion across Afghanistan to Kafiristan ("land with no gods"), went up the first chief he met and said, "Would you like to defeat your enemies?" "Of course!" He said. Jedwards made him king, and then deposed him, and looted the country six ways from Sunday.

And then he said, "jedwards"

by Michael Caine April 28, 2003

jedwardism

a quote or tweet from jedward which shows their completely random and cool take on everyday things. No one else can even begin to think of similar things.

Some of my favourite jedwardism's:
What makes people have curly hair? And people having straight hair? Did god have a curling machine thing

Probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here

THE QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED TO MEET YOU! WE THINK YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW HOW TO WAVE SO GOOD AND YOU OWN THAT TEA DRINKING

Who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings

by jedward loving freak March 5, 2011