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When one of your boys drops an absolute stinker of a joke, they have perpetrated a so-called "jeans". One is obligated to remind them of their shit chat by simply denouncing them with the phrase "jeans".
"Hackers has shit jeans"

"It's funny because me and you are wearing jeans"

"That was a bit of a jeans mate."
Jeans by Keys101 October 30, 2022
hard-wearing trousers made of denim or other cotton fabric.
Jeans by rhinobitch779 November 19, 2022
the action of finishing smoke leftover from a hit in a bong, typically after a large rip
“jeans it.”
“jeans that hoe.”
jeans by rahrahhhhrah May 13, 2023
Slang used for when something is the best fuckin thing ever.
"Yo, that speech Ethan just gave was totally jeans." - John Doe
jeans by ICantMakeChoices December 11, 2023
You know, it's too much decoration on the jeans but in light of your recent country album it's thematic so I'll allow it. Makes your mid-drift and cleavage look fantastic.
Hym "See? Everybody is sexier in denim. Jeans is the highest form of clothes. You know, that reminds me... I need one of those big wooden carts. You know the ones with the thick wooden bars? I could just shove my multi-ethnic sister-wives in there when I need to travel- Shit! But then I'd need to buy a horse! Wait! Brett has a horse! I'll just use hers. As she is my herald and cannot refuse me. Yep. 24x12. I can fit all my sister wives up in there. Like, 8 of them. Hall them to wherever I need to be and then they won't get restless at home.... Hmm... I still need to get a net for Megyn Kelly... Maybe some board games for them to play back there... I'm going to need my own cart because I am NOT touching a horse.... Beyonce can come too! Get her in there! Multi-ethnic sister-wife road-trip! Woo!"
Jeans by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Jeans night 

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.
Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”
Jeans night by Jeans_night December 10, 2021