jewicide

the act of spending money with no regards of consequence.

i commited jewicide last night when i spent forty bucks to get into the club.

by j-law2000 April 25, 2009

Jewicide

the act of committing Genocide on a group of Jews.

Hitler: Dude did you see that Jewicide I pulled last week.

Himler: Yeah man, we tag team'd that shit

by Equinox2100 May 21, 2009

jewnocide

Genocide (mass-killing) of Jews. The term 'jewnocide' is used mainly when you are talking about how no one cares about genocides of Jews. For example, there was a jewnocide during World War II.

The following is an example of someone showing a serious lack of concern when a jewnocide is brought up in conversation. Try this on a friend. They will probably say the same thing.

You: Dude, when I get older I'm going to kill 5,000,000 Jews and 1 British clown.
Someone: Why are you going to kill a British clown?
You: SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!

by Cameron G December 26, 2008

Jewicide

The act of destroying your reputation and/or career by an act of blatantly idiotic anti-Semitism.

Mel Gibson: Fucking Jews. Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.
Everyone else: Ha ha, you just committed Jewicide.

by PassiveSmoking February 1, 2007

Jenocide

The extermination of all people named Jen, Jenny, Ginny, Jin, Jennifer, Jan, Janice.

Jen dumped me last night I think it's time to start my global jenocide agenda.

by Drake V. January 8, 2009

Jewicide

The act of heating up an oven, then shoving your family members into it one, eventually the perpetrator shoves himself in, effectively ending your ancestry line.

Person1: Did you hear what Ilay did? He committed Jewicide!
Person2: Seriously? He went through the whole thing?
Person1: Yeah, he ended his ancestry line by shoving his family members in an oven!

by Thicc Dumpy dump April 7, 2020

Jeanocide

The act of tearing holes with a sharp or blunt instrument, in any area of a pair of jeans, creating the stupidly fake illusion of being a bad-ass/punk.

1: Hey, nice pair of jeans, are they new?
2: Yeah, but look at them while you can because at skin-thirty I'm committing Jeanocide

by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011