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Jbag

If your name starts with a J and your username is JDog or any variation of JDog, you’re toxic. Please fuck off. Thank you.
Oh wow, his username is JDog, what a Jbag.
by JDbag April 7, 2021
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Jbag

hear about that girl?she’s a propa jbag!
by dodgy meat May 6, 2022
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Aine The Jbag

Aine is the biggest jbag you will meet. She ucks bare man at the park bench and her stupidity will destroy 96% of your brain cells. Her general knowledge consists of her thinking that the two languages in Spain are "spanish and español". As you can see by the statement made previously she is a disgustingly tapped individual.
"Oh look it's Aine The Jbag let me go chat to her still"
"Nah boss she will drag you down to set 8 with her lack of common sense"
"Rah really sn man chat be on them dumb tings stillll"
by NotMattSelvini March 3, 2019
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j bag

a slut or usually a female who allows anymale in her pants
kmt your a j bag anyway
by kwengface June 1, 2019
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J-Bag

Similar to a Tea bag, but when the balls enter the mouth, one must thrust back and forth to allow the balls to swing in the mouth. The complete action follows the form of a J hence the name J-Bag.

May also be used as an insult.
Tony got J-Bagged at the party after he passed out.

Josh is such a D-Bag!...No, he's a J-Bag.
by Lutacris July 1, 2008
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J-bag

1. A rude person who makes stupid, often irrelevant smart-ass remarks that impress no one.

2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.

3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.

4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.

5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.

6. Someone who can only talk about himself.

7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.

8. Someone who flirts with his sister…

9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.

10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.

11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.

12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.
That J-bag tried to insult me and only made himself sound stupid.
by FuckRunescapeForever99 April 17, 2011
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J-bag

A (derogatory) term for a Jew, usually implying stinginess. Etymology unknown. Perhaps deriving from a variation on tea bag(?)
He wouldn't even give me a chip... What a fucking J-bag!
by Fred Leesa July 9, 2006
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