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japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.
"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"
by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015
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Japan is attacking

When a girl is in public or too embarrassed to say this is a common code for "I'm on my period". It is symbolized by Japan's flag being white with a red dot, or period, on it.
Hannah: Japan is attacking, full force
Holly: Do you have the ammunition?
Hannah: We're running low
Holly: *slides tampon or pad into Hannah's hand*
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Japanese Dog

Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.
Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!
by ehuzzie October 25, 2018
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Sea of Japan

A misnomer endorsed by the Japanese government itself and supported by the majority of the gullible and uneducated population of Japan with no regards to history whatsoever.
The Japanese think that the so called "sea of japan" is the body of water between S.Korea and Japan. However, that body of water has been called the East Sea (in relation to Korea) for over 2000 years and represented in maps both in Europe as well as Japan as the EAST SEA.
Dumb Avg. Jap: Herro, i gous pishin to da shea of japaaaan!!!

Rare, educated Jap: What you idiot?

Dumb Avg. Jap: Da see of japan raer i goin pish!

Rare, educated Jap: You're a fool. The "Sea of Japan" is non existent. It's made up by our incompetent, dumb government. It's been called the East Sea for 2000 years and recorded on European maps as the East Sea since the 16th cent. People like you are the reason why our population as a whole is regarded to be dumb and ignorant.

Dumb Avg. Jap: Noooooooouuu! Eberybady call it da Shea of Japan! Japanesh Wocks!!

Rare, educated Jap: smh, smh.
by unbiasedguyyy July 30, 2010
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japanese creampie

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum
Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty
by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016
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Japanese Gnar

When something (most often Japanese Media) is so messed up and/or disturbing that you can say with confidence that "only a Japanese person could think of something that gnarly"
The Anime, School Days, (and especially its ending) is the epitome of Japanese Gnar.

Otaku 1: This anime is crazy! This chick had a miscarriage and went insane! She ate the dead fetus and merges conciousnesses with it and then she starts murdering a class full of elementary school students because she is jealous that other parents children actually survived! It's great! In the end an 8 year old kid cut open her stomach and removed the fetus, which then became a massive blob of evil that devoured the mother, and then corrupts the 8 year old kid, driving them insane.
Otaku 2: dude... that is some next level Japanese Gnar shit. You're making it sound like a masterpiece, it's just a bunch of sick perverted trash.
by Ravenous Rena November 19, 2017
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Japanese Goblin

WE ARE THE JAPANESE GOBLIN. DO YOU HAVE the knight jumping high at the Oni slayer? I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. Red, Blue, Yellow Onis AND MORE! HIGH VIVID CHARTREUSE-GREEN Oni. SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET Oni. Purple blooming Rhododendron Oni. Lalala I wonder can we cause a pandaemonium TONIGHT? HIGH TENSION JAPANESE GOBLIN. DRUNK, HAPPY, slowly getting tipsy. I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. LET'S GO moon viewing, sing, and make a fuss! Wrap ourselves with wrapping paper or something SHALL WE? Even humans or ghosts, I'll make them see stars. It's not that bad, It's not that bad. BREAK OUT and let's party!
I like japanese goblin *insert Japanese Goblin Song*
by Lifey325 March 14, 2022
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