Jankputer

Combination of the words jank, and computer. Jankputer.

I hate my Jankputer, it never works!

by liamlovesolga April 1, 2010

Jakku my Outer Rim

Created after watching Star Wars and getting the urge to throw random Star Wars terms together to form an insult. Is used as a substitute for “eat my ass” when it is used as a comeback with your friends.

Kyle “Dude the bengals aren’t going to make it to the super bowl next year”

Matt “ They 100% will make it back and you can Jakku my outer rim when that happens”

Andrew “ Man the Steelers are really going to Sith some Hoth this year after losing Big Ben, grab me another beer well you’re up”

TC “ I don’t think so you can Jakku my outer rim after that comment”

by Send em to the ER February 16, 2022

dank jankum

piss, shit, vomit, and other bodily fluids are put into a pastic bottle with a ballon on top. the bottle is left in the sun resulting in foul gases collecting in the ballon. this foul gas filled ballon can then saposedly be inhaled. only a retard would create or do such a thing.

whats that stupid shit matt murphy is all ways talking about? dank jankum?..... wow what a stupid waste of a person.

by ctlocal July 26, 2011

jankums

word invented by abshnasko, a synonym for "stuff"

lemme hollar at that jankums yo

by abshnasko April 1, 2005

BO-jankus

A word that describes a totally ridiculous situation or idea. Used by teenagers who play online games such as first person shooters.

If you are playing Battelfield 3 and you get splattered by a MAV then you would stick your middle finger in the air and shout "That's BO-jankus!", or if you were about to get a double 360 YY Backspin, ladder-stall, no scope/pro-scope, and you are killed by c4.

by OLD MAN MUGUCKIN August 21, 2013

jankubus

it means what ever you want it to mean

You are a jankubus

by dalton lowery October 31, 2003

Jankrupt

When a person known for their extremely shady and backstabbing type behavior has made a huge effort to better themselves and have reached a point of being legit and righteous that they are considered to be a "good person" and no longer express their old janky habits

Yo, remember that chick Flowanda? She's the one that was known for grabbing dudes wallets and phones right out their pockets while they be distracted at how good that bitch is at being face-fucked at that same exact moment...well they say she changed....her puss done been taken off sale, and she do nice things all the time for no reason at all, like she the g8ving type....**some even said she become jankrupt...

by jimjones, omnibeing June 7, 2018