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Jankity

1)An object or situation that can be descrbied as below par or unsatisfactory.
2)Having qualities of great jankness.
The new heath care reform is jankity.
by jtc105 January 12, 2010
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Jadicity

The degree to which one has become disinterested.
The jadicity of Christopher was clear when he discussed new music.
by cpharrik November 12, 2009
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jankity

adj.
a car that makes a lot of noise due to lose metal pieces, like the bumper or muffler

something that moves in such a way that if it were made out of pieces of metal, it would sound like a jankity car
"that car is jankity" = "that vehicle is in desperate need of repair"

or

"j-lo's ass is jankity"
by jankity April 6, 2008
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dankicity

The amount of potency in dank Marijuana
If you let your top shelf weed get old, it could change the dankicity.
by Brooklyndiamond July 18, 2021
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Welcome to Jackcity

A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).

Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.

Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.

Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
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jankity

Something that really stinks (literally or figuratively).
Whoa...roll down the windows! Catie laid a jankity-ass fart back there.
by nkb December 18, 2005
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jankity

being a straight up ho.
Voltron, quit being so jankity.
by voltronismybitch July 2, 2004
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