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jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
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janglies

1) A frozen espresso drink made with "high caffeine" content beans, 100% pure chocolate syrup, whole milk and chocolate ice cream. Invented by a group of coffee freaks @ 1994 in Santa Rosa, CA that had way to much time on their hands.

2) A euphoric state brought on by mass consumption of the non-alcoholic drink "janglies".
1) "Dude, why don't ya come over and we'll drink janglies and smoke cigarette's all day."

2)"Man I feel like I been up drinking janglies all night."
by DJ Schweitz July 7, 2010
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Jangin’

/jaNGiNG/
Present participle of Jang
Verb
1. Attuning with ones surroundings and circumstances in a positive way.

Synonyms: leanin, vibin, chillin
Those mushrooms got me jangin
by Jangin4lyfe April 14, 2023
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Jungling

The act of absolutely fucking up something to the point where fixing it is just ridiculous. This can apply to phones, electronics, social situations, or any kind of project.
Man, I was talking to this girl and it was going great until Jake started jungling it all up by being creepy.
by Billyatthedisco December 22, 2015
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Janglish

Words used by Japanese people that sound/look like English words, but have different (sometimes completely different) meanings. Eg. kanin-suru (first part sounds like "cunning") refers to cheating on a test, but "cunning" in English refers to a general skill for getting what one wants or for deceiving.
Westerner: In Japan, do you live in a house?
Japanese: No, I live in a *mansion*.
Westerner: Wow! a very big house for rich people???
Japanese: No, *mansion* is a home in a building.
Westerner: Oh! You mean an apartment/flat/condo!
Japanese: Ok, sure. In Japan, people call them *mansions*.
Westerner: Oh, I see - *mansion* is Janglish!
by Te Ahiru August 16, 2011
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jingling the change

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?
by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006
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Jangli Jangda

Possible a jungle man living in the wild on the look for a wild (memon) covered woman. Also a young student at a small mostly south asian populated south texas university, is usually stalked by a hijabi.
Hey yesterday I saw jangli jangda, he looks like a hot maulana
by jangliaurat October 21, 2010
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