jamarcus russell

When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.

Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.

by blueNGold October 23, 2009

Jamarcus Russell

A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.

The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...

by rodeotwigs August 2, 2010

Jamarcus Russell

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.

I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.

by Roffman October 14, 2009

Jamarcus Russell

When you air ball a free throw and it stains your career as a shooter

Person 1: Shit, I air balled it!
Person 2:Dude you pulled a Jamarcus Russell
Everyone laughs

by Seahawksstink June 1, 2018

Jamarcus Russell

Jamarcus Russell was the first pick in the 2007 Draft.

Jamarcus Russell is a great quarterback and played for LSU.

by mr_JKW May 11, 2007

JaMarcus Russell

The first pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, a QB from LSU. Guaranteed future Pro Football Hall of Famer and a class act off the field too.

"JaMarcus Russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than Vince Young ever could."

by JaMarcus Russell is a Beast May 10, 2007

Jamarcus Jr.

Jamarcus Jrs. Got soo jacked up on steroids you have to use a micro scope to see it. He is usually the guy who comes up to you at a stop light who looks twenty and says his wife has breast cancer. You can never trust a jamarcus Jr.

Jamarcus Jr. lost his virginity in a porta-potty!!!

by Grandpa Dill Pickle July 4, 2016