jalapanus

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

by joxn August 3, 2007

Janaka

A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.

"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"

"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"

Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"

"Janaka is the original J-Dog"

by Quentin Tarquin February 19, 2013

Jalana

an amazingly awesome girl, who's laugh is musical to the ears. She's beautiful, outgoing, and excels in singing, writing, and acting. The Definition of AWESOME.

Wooow, I wish I were Jalana, her life is PER-FECT!

by jep13 April 3, 2011

Jalaya

Crazy as hell. Very independent. Psychotic! The craziest girl you will ever meet. The life of the party and the center of attention.

Jalaya is always trying to make everybody laugh.

by drukkur October 31, 2011

Jafakan

Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.

Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!

by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016

Jalayah

Is a very beautiful queen and has a perfectly built body.

Jalayah is a beautiful masterpiece.

by Yafavv_jalayah February 16, 2018

Jalapatated

Disfunctional or out of proportion; all messed up.

Brah that shits so jalapatated.

by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008