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Jaken

Jaken is probably the best looking person you will ever meet. You could describe him as really hot and attractive, over the top handsome, extremely sexy and super sweet. He smells better than everything you've ever smelled and it is impossible not to fall in love with him. If he falls in love with you too you're the happiest person in the world.
"Do you know who that good looking guy over there is?"
"Yes that's Jaken but I'm sorry he's already taken."
by lovebear March 6, 2013
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jakenore

a term used in chat rooms to describe a person that says they ignore you, but actually doesnt

a fake ignore in a chatroom.
"how can that guy see what you're saying if he ignored you?"

"he probably just jakenored me."
by o0spam0o January 18, 2008
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jakeing

Person #1: Yo this new Cardi B song is pretty dope!
Person #2: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?
Person #1: Nah bro, i’m just jakeing.
by MakuTV September 13, 2019
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jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness
by Cass February 13, 2005
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Jakeing

Jakeing \JAKE-ing\ verb: playing while getting paid.
It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.
by KJL '77 May 17, 2007
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Jakeing

1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship

2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship

3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend

4. To always be at your locker
1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!

2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.

3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend

4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.
by ClingyBitch October 21, 2013
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jakeing

During sexual intercourse, the act of two partners facing each other, and one puts their partners legs over their own shoulders while suspending them in the air by holding their ass. All of this, while thrusting vigorously.
"He was Jakeing that shawty all night long"
and
Verb: "Yo, that chicks like 5'1 and 100 pounds. You could totally jake her: like mad easily".
by CedTruz July 4, 2016
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