Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

Jainism

A religion where people believe that everything is sacred and should be revered. Destruction of anything is outlawed. Jains, or people who believe in Jainism, wear loose white garments with sandals and a mouth flap. This traditional outfit is so that nothing, even insects will not be accidentally harmed. They also usually carry some sort of broom to clear passage ways of living things for them to step. They are very reclusive and good whole hearted people.

Peep dem ni66a jains in the hizouse foo.

by Ralphus May 2, 2004

Jasonism

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008

Jasonism

The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.

Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.

*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.

70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.

thats a jasonism

I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down

There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.

by vilefileman November 26, 2010

jaionna

A girl who is very pretty, intelligent amd good at making friends, somrtimea she call be an butt, but she's there when you need her most. She get along with guys better then girls.

I wish JaiOnna was my best friend

by Go gc kgkfu May 22, 2018

Jasonia

A loud nice girl that has love in her heart ❤.She has 1 bestfriend that she can count on.She put her family 👪 and friends before herself.She loves herself and everyone around her.She even loves her haters.

I love Jasonia she is cool,and loving!!

by Janiya_jazz November 23, 2018

jaion

Jaion is a no chill savage that can take about 5 dudes at once and dabs like a beast and is the funniest person in the world and loves his friends and family a lot

Hey Jaion

by Blockdmith November 23, 2016