jackaled

To receive both a blow job and rim job at the same time from a mother-daughter team in a predatory manner.

Hey Joe, how did things turn out last night with that cougar and her cub?

Not good, I thought I had things in controll and then they jackaled the hell out of me. I feel damaged.

by barryglord August 10, 2012

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

Jacktate

to ejaculate from masturbation, jack-off-lactation

"I just jacktated all over the computer screen"

by fivetoedsloth September 27, 2009

jacktard

a jackass who is also a retard

That jacktard just cut me off!
WTF!!!

by Jack Mr. Box September 1, 2008

jacktard

basically one of the greatest words ever. Also used as an extreme yet hilarious insult.

c-dav: humps the wall
drew: dude stfu you jacktard

by drew s January 1, 2005

jacktard

A cross between a jackass and a retard.

Berback is such a jacktard.

by t1200 December 28, 2005

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010