the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

[kick] it off the jackstands

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004

Shaft Jackstall

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.

Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".

by Big_nig_6969 June 7, 2018

jacksta

cock.........

im jacksta ladida im a cock

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

jacktable

Adjective used to describe an insured item for which you owe more than it's worth.

I'm so upside-down on my car loan! My car is soooo jacktable--get it!

by joeydee July 25, 2011

:jackstauberearless_whatthefuck:

:jackstauberearless_whatthefuck: is a custom emoji commonly used in the discord lemon demon fan server, to express "out of words". the emoji pictures a sapari cat without it's ears and whiskers.

1. Juno: you could fuck piss if you froze it and turned it into a cube of piss

Everyone: :jackstauberearless_whatthefuck:

2. Akifunk: *exists*
People: :jackstauberearless_whatthefuck:

by arkadezz September 3, 2021