jackhang

Masturbating while simultaneously hanging yourself.

David Carradine died while jackhanging himself, as he was found in a closet wearing women's lingerie suspended from the coat rod by a belt fastened around his neck. Whether he finished or not is unknown.

by Juan Diesel April 18, 2023

jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

jackmanifoldsussywhoppa

The best fan page ever

Amazing fan page 😊
Also a big jack manifold Stan

Jackmanifoldsussywhoppa is an amazing fan page did you know??!!

by Bentoboxchairsofaoven September 3, 2021

Straw Jacking

Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.

Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!

by Powdered sugar May 8, 2017

corner jacking

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.

the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary

by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005

jackin' the box

Female masturbation.

My mom can't make it to church today because they're showing a marathon of B.J. and the Bear reruns on tv. She's gonna be inside jackin' the box to Greg Evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta twat juice.

That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2009

Jacklanderseedes

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.

I found Jacklanderseedes!

by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 24, 2020