Jackaleaniebeanie

Jackaleaniebeanie is a sexy mofo. Cherish your Jackaleaniebeanie boy, he is someone you don't want to lose.

I love my Jackaleaniebeanie boy <333

by libbysnoot February 23, 2021

jackspedicey

jackspedicey is my foovriy utuber AKA poodipies second channel

i love jackspedicey but hate poodipie because he's a filthyfrank robot

by drago master June 28, 2017

jackage

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

by jacks offten December 27, 2007

jackage

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006

jackrape

1. the act of jacking someone for their shit then raping them.
2. The act of violently approaching someone, pulling their dick out and jacking them off unwillingly.

Jackrape is a fucking funny word.

by Some Shithead January 27, 2008

Jacknape

one who has made a move to piss another off.

Jon hit me with a golf-club so I now refer to him as a jacknape.

by myboy311 November 10, 2010

jackapp

An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.

Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!

jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!

Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...

jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG

(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)

Ain't cell-phone assholes great?

by The_Dingo November 6, 2010