Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

jack hogan

Very small dick. Very pale boy. Is a bit autistic. Makes fun of people with downsindrome.

I'm going to jack hogan your dick

by Jack Johnson is life May 25, 2016

Jack Howard

Youtuber. Better known in the hilarious duo "OMFGItsJackAndDean". Works with other youtubers such as TomSka, Daniel J Layton, TimH078, Ben Cook, etc.
He is a very talented actor and director.

Jack Howard and Dean Dobbs make amazing videos.

by Whatsername182 December 27, 2013

Jack Hoffa

Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.

PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

Jack Howl

The most prettiest man alive he is literally so buff and so perfect and he's half wolf too oh my god I want jack to marry me so badly.

person 1 : oh my god jack howl is perfect
person 2 : i agree

by silversocool June 16, 2022

jack hoff

1. He is a rabbi at our school
2. To masturbate

Rabbi Jack Hoff is a great guy

I jacked off the other day

by djfkslafj November 9, 2008

jack hogg

A wild pig, usually found in the wild.
A bacon batty
something that looks like a smelly hat wrapped in cheesy juice.
He likes to take it up the arse with a mouldy banana but doesn't like cooking for his overgrown toe nail. Jack Hogg is a mistake...

Let me have a bit of that jack Hogg up ma batttyyy

by Jack Hogg October 7, 2013