jack bauer 

The death of Chuck Norris

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass

jack bauer by Alex D September 14, 2006

Jack Bauer 

1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.

2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).

1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.

2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!

Jack Bauer by KillYouAll June 30, 2005

Jack Bauer 

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.

I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.

Jack Bauer by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005

Jack Bauer 

The most awesome character to have ever hit T.V

There would be no 24 without Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer by cass leigh December 21, 2006

jack bauer 

v. jack bauer

1. to hurry
2. to run out of time

I Jack Bauered that project last week.

jack bauer by davidoc May 9, 2005

Jack Bauer 

The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread

I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay

Jack Bauer by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004

Jack Bauer 

Head of operations for CTU
Owns terrorists and McLennon-Forester troops

Messed w/ Marwan phone lines, forcing Marwan to blow up the factory.

Jack Bauer by Asdquefty March 31, 2005