jabbatoir

A place where people who cannot critically think go to get their Covid-19 vaccine. You can fomd a Jabbatoir in your local Primark or McDonalds.

“Have you been to the Jabbatoir to get your jabs yet?”

by CFG1 July 22, 2021

jambatty

A batty/bottom that is soft and sweet like jam.

It can be used to describe someone's bottom which is attractive as a result of it having a good size, shape, density/softness and having a good taste.

Person 1: "Bro I heard John has a crush on our geography teacher."
Person 2: "Why? She's so annoying."
Person 1: "It prolly cuz of that jambatty ygm."
Person 2: "Frr"

by vaseline2.0 November 14, 2022

Jabbatoe

Jabbatoe is similar to camel toe. A jabbatoe is used when a camel toe becomes so swollen and huge the term no longer doesn't justice. A jabbatoe is so big it is often indistinguishable from the person it is attached to.

God damn Jenny has a serious jabbatoe on show this morning.

by tanud March 28, 2015

jabate

it is when you touch a guys boobs

Im gonna jabate Jose.

by jabater July 24, 2019

Jambatan Tun Razak

It is a distinct line that connects a male's asshole to his ballsack. Also known as the perineal raphe. The perineal raphe is a visible line or ridge of tissue on the human body that extends from the anus through the perineum. It is found in both males and females, and arises from the fusion of the urogenital folds.

She licked his Jambatan Tun Razak and sent shivers down his spine.

by StreetKillaLilDeath June 18, 2019

Jalbatard

"Jalbatards" are fans of, "actress", Jessica Alba. They usually consist of vast amounts of males, under the age of 12 to 75. It varies. Jalbatards will usually have Jessica Alba Icons/Avatars/Signatures etc. whenever you see them trolling a forum of some kind, creating spam threads...about Jessica Alba. If you say anything to offend Jalba in anyway, they will attack you almost instantly, saying things like "GTFO n00b jellus fag" etc. The only real way to avoid conflict with the Jalbatard, is to stay away from well known gaming forums, computer tech forums, and anime forums. You will be guaranteed to find Jalbatars lurking in the dark shadows there.

"ORIGINAL POST BY: jessicaalbaistehhotness
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wolud yo u hit it??/?
*posts picture of Jessica Alba bending over at the beach*"

"AstroidHunter Says:
Yeah sure, but I prefer a little meat on my bone."

"jessicaalbaistehhotness Says:
FUCK OFF FAGGOOOT n00b basturd yu dont no shit bout her"

"Nirvanix Says:
UHOH, it's a Jalbatard, get a mod, quick!!"

by Slatebait February 8, 2009

Jambatious

To be "Jambatious" is to be a generally amazing person while still not caring about any one else’s point of view. It is the fine line between being full of yourself and being better than everyone else.

Why Patrick, your looking quite jambatious today! Don't get too happy though or you will start looking like an idiot.

by aragorn_22 December 10, 2011