Jeebus 

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

Jeebus by ur mom September 24, 2003

Jeebus 

The way black people pronounce jesus.

O lordy lordy! May jeebus help us all! O lordy!

Jeebus by b3n February 12, 2005

Jeebus 

Jeebus is a mocking term used in place of Jesus Christ. It is used by those who reject Christ as Lord and those who have no idea who He is. The term Jeebus originated with satan himself and it is spewed by ignorant people who shall one day answer to God for every word they speak.

jeebus

Jeebus by Disciples of the Cross December 8, 2009

Jeebus 

Only one person got the origin of this right, it's from the simpsons!!! Homer is too stupid to know Jesus' name, so he says Jeebus

Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, were sending you as a missionary to spread the Christian religion

Homer: Huh? But I don't even believe in Jeebus! (5 sec. later...) Jeebus! Help me Jeebus!

Jeebus by Ramin November 29, 2003

Jeebus 

A word used in place of Jesus as a less offensive way of saying it. Originated from the Simpsons, but has found its way into a whole lot of other things.

"Hey, guys, on page 375 it says Jeebus."
"It's supposed to say Jesus, right?"

Jeebus by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

Jeebus 

an extremely pretty boy with very shiny hair,perfect skin, and the cutest nose ever. he is a total jackass, but that is because girls keep harrassing him for his hair secret, and guys keep trying to rape him. he likes vanilla donuts, and has a big shiny iguana.

urg. why is jeebus so pretty?

Jeebus by kacob October 2, 2005

Jeebus 

Another example of "Simpsons" comming into play, commenly reffering to the son of our most holy lord (Jesus) or the more commenly known, albanian brush rat (mostly found in sewers and holiday homes). These versetile creatures can be found among the sewage heaps of the great white sparrow and can be known NOT to carry the black plague (only 2 discoverd so far).

Me: The Jeebus ate my homework.
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...

Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?

Jeebus by Alex "The Shmexy" April 8, 2006