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Dirty iguana

THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another bastard trying to commandeer her. The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.
Man that girl was so hot I gave her the Dirty Iguana and am gonna save her for later.
by Dabien Toe April 26, 2017
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Izhan practically kills people with his sexy, good looks. He has great determination and can achieve almost anything he puts his mind in to. He enjoys the attention he receives from other people but still has a controlled ego. Izhan is nice, caring and always maintains a great personality! Izhan is also very loyal to his friends, family, partners and loved ones.
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Evil Iguana Productions

An extremely funny youtube channel. They do spoofs of movie trailer, The Allen and Craig show which is a improvised show and other videos. It consists of 6 20-21 year old guys (allen, craig, joe, kyle, dan and lars) who live Illionis.
P1: Have you seen Evil Iguana Productions new video.
P2: No i dnt like them
P1:We cant be friends
by belllaaa. March 29, 2009
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izunna

Type your definition here.This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore . You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you , your still gonna shine..
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by Angela 002 August 23, 2018
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beef iguana

A scrotem that hangs to the floor, and pigs come and mung on it, while wanking to the mudford
by Nutcrack October 6, 2015
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Married Iguana

Do you want to do the married iguana?
by charzardsuit2018 March 6, 2019
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air the iguana

Take a pee, with reference to the withdrawal of the penis from the pants for that purpose.
I've gotta go and air the iguana or I'll burst.
by Bigglewade March 5, 2009
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