self-inflicted cumshot

a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.

1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.

2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.

by devouthorse April 4, 2009

self-inflicted tax cuts

what high-powered, wealthy douchebags entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.

Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.

by beer thirty February 5, 2009

iyflicblwytmbwdyssb

If you feel lonely I could be lonely with you tell me baby why do you seem so blue? Sorts by beach bunny song lyrics

Kim:iyflicblwytmbwdyssb?🥺
Ally:I love you

by Momiji_kinnie February 14, 2021

self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.

'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''

by jamaicanpearl December 27, 2011

iylia

originating from "Ilia", one of the most beautiful ancient Greek cities. Means beautiful, and in some contexts, narcissistic.

"Iylia looks weird today..."
"Well of course, she's not carrying her mirror!"

by Damian Grader February 16, 2013

inflight entertainment

Similar to inflight refueler, inflight entertainment is when one smokes a joint or equivalent, while going to the loo.

That's not inflight entertainment, that's misdirection!

by Salad Fingers 613 July 21, 2010

iFlinch

When you forget to flip the 'hold' switch on your iPod, and you put it in your pocket and start walking, causing a sudden burst of volume, which frightens you/hurts your ears and causes the 'flinch' response.

*Seeing random spazzing boy trying to rip out his earbuds*

Guy 1: "Hey...what's Jimmy doing?"

Guy 2: "Oh, looks like he's got his iFlinch on..."

Guy 1: "...poor guy...he looks like a retard..."

by ThEsAnDzOmBiE~~ April 7, 2011