A asshole ex bf your stuck on but hes such a manwhore he makes you feel special then randomly just cuts you off and he talks to thousands of girls but hes just so damn fine that you dont care cuz u want him bad in every kind of way you think ivan could possibly like you well your wrong he just wants to use you after ignoring u for a month he talks to you again but it never last with him you would think he cared just a little bit but nahh he dont he always cancels on you and. I thought i was the perfect girl in a non perfect way but im just shit to him but yet i still love him whats wrong with me hes a ivan
Ivan think he found a new bitch he think he found a new bitch she aint no new bitch she a used bitch and she aint got nothing on me
by your hoe that loves you January 01, 2015
Ivan hates black females because he can't handle the pressure. Oh God! Another one of those!!!! lolz
by Princess Black March 06, 2005
by Ivanna January 27, 2005
by Lolrawr123 June 06, 2009
michelle’s boyfriend.
by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022
In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.
Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"
Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.
Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.
Sincerely, Bigdick
Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.
Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.
Sincerely, Bigdick
by Higzy Teflon November 27, 2010