Irish Water Spaniel

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.

Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'

by Ayra April 8, 2010

Irish International School

The Irish International School, is considered one of the most important private schools in Mexico. Only the richest in Mexico are accepted to go on to study there. It is widely recognized for its outstanding and hard working students. The students spend their whole weekends at Faces Club in which they study all night long. Irish has helped form many of their past students into great persons which are now CEO's in very big companies.

Girl 1: Who are you?
Boy: What do you mean who I am? I am not only sexy, I am also from the Irish International School.
Girl 2: Ohh, watch out. They are only good boys over there.
Boy: Do you girls want to go to Faces?

by Chapapapa January 21, 2019

Irish Spring green

When the YouTuber FlightReacts makes a shot with a green release in an NBA 2K game

Flight: *makes green shot* “IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN NIGGA”

by W Demigod February 20, 2019

An Irish Tale

There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..

IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!

It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!

AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!

An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.

by Wreckroller August 30, 2017

irish colors

the colors of the irish flag or often refering to green the major symbol of ireland

rick "hey man im irish but i forgot what the irish flag looks like what are the irish colors"

mike "Green, white and orange man."

by m1k33 October 18, 2008

Irish Sandstorm

In Irish vernacular, when a gust of wind blows the head off a guinness, that is an Irish sandstorm.

It was so windy today that I got an Irish Sandstorm on my shirt

by lightgreen August 19, 2021

shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015