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Itchy and Scratchy 

What your hoping your pussy wont be after you find out that you did the In and Out with a 437737 guy.
Holy shit girl...I had sex with that guy from the internet and now my damn pussy's all Itchy and Scratchy.
Shit woman...go see a Dr. Pronto!
Itchy and Scratchy by Andi March 3, 2005

Itchy and Scratchy 

A fun name for a man’s ballsack
“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”

itchy and scratchy 

wow he's such a itchy and scratchy!

ichy scratchy 

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.
I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.
ichy scratchy by April Arsenic January 26, 2009

tough itch to scratch

Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.
When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.
tough itch to scratch by Duckyduck November 26, 2013

Itch to scratch 

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)
I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.
Itch to scratch by Anon76152098 October 10, 2008