istanbul

A big city of Turkey which is known by lots of idiots as the capital of Turkey.

Merve: Which city is the capital of Turkey?
John: Istanbul.
Merve: No idiot, it's Ankara.
John: Ohh...

by hortlak September 10, 2011

istanconfidentlesbians

They are an amazing tik toker. Who listens to loona, bts, blackpink, stray kids and more. She's also a lesbian and she hates school.

Hey! Do u know istanconfidentlesbians?
Omg yes! She's such a queen

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Miracle of Istanbul

The most astonishing football match of all time. The UEFA Champions League Final on the 25th of May 2005, between AC Milan and Liverpool. With AC Milan obliterating Liverpool in the first half and leading 3-0, scouse heroes Carragher and Gerrard led a fightback that saw Liverpool draw level in six, crazy, second half minutes. The match went to extra time, in which Liverpool goalkeeper Dudek pulled of an incredible double save from star Milan striker Shevchenko to keep the Reds in the game. 3-3 after extra time and penalties beckoned, heroes to be crowned. Liverpool were 3-2 up with Andriy Shevchenko having to score to keep Milan in the game. Dudek saved and Liverpool were Champions of Europe for the fifth time, meaning they could keep the trophy.

P.S. Any Manchester United fans wishing to visit the actual Cup they won in Barcelona in 1999, please book a tour of the Liverpool FC Trophy Room at Anfield, its new home. ;)

Our Lady of Fatima, Jesus walking on water, Harry Potter selling well, but nothing can compare to the Miracle of Istanbul

by Robbie Red November 2, 2007

IStandWithTrudeau

This is a Dog whistle double super secret Code for Hail Hitler. It Is used by Anti Semite native haters after the Enabling act of 2022 was Decreed and the TurdRiech began.

Trudeau has such nice hair #istandwithtrudeau Cause I hate native grandma's and wanna see them get trampled to death by horses.

by I hate the penispotato February 22, 2022

istanbul

It's one of the gorgeous cities in the world which is in Turkey.

Istanbul is not Constantinople.

by selinsel April 6, 2010

Istanbul twist

The Istanbul twist is a method to break someone's neck by twisting it. While one can simply twist the victim's neck, the Istanbul twist works better when the victim's body is rotating in one direction and his or her neck is twisted in the opposite rotational direction.

"One guard in that doorway had a damaged face but was still moving; I gave his neck a treatment known in professional circles Earthside as the Istanbul twist. He joined his mates. " -Robert Heinlein, "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"

by Civilian Jones May 14, 2006

istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam... Why they changed it, I can't say. People just liked it better that way?

So take me back to Constantinople
It's in Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone from Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks.

by Left Ventricle October 27, 2005