We irritating

When an situation, action, or conversation causes the uncontrollable urge to place your hand over the top half of your face.

Friend: Kris and Bree got back together
Me: We irritating

by Fishtits August 13, 2019

irritection

A state of extreme irritation caused by malfunctioning technology.

Alex felt such irritection she opened the window and threw her computer as far as she could. She smiled her first smile of the day when she heard the sound of its obliterating crash onto the sidewalk six stories down.

When she feels irritection, her lips tighten, her eyes get buggy, and she mutters some phrase with the word pecker in it.

Theo felt intense irritection after spending three fruitless hours trying to sync his iPod with his new Blackberry.

by Doe Ray July 30, 2009

Irrigate my cANAL

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

Iuri

A guy with an amazing personality and a very huge dick

You see the boy iuri his penis is huge

by Cockysucker April 22, 2018

Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

irrisputable

Absolutely, undeniably, incontestably, indisputably, definitely, incontrovertibly, totally, irrefutably, positively, to the nth power, no way that any other outcome could have conceivably happened.

"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country."

by Woofie August 26, 2012

Irrifuckitating

1. adj. Irritating beyond the possibility of reasonable belief.

2. A person so mind bogglingly stupid that mere words cannot come near to expressing this stupidity.

My neighbor's windchimes are irrifuckitating.

by Ev. Genius May 14, 2010