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Insane troll logic

A path of reasoning that usually only makes sense to the person or people using it. Insane troll logic often varries in degree and can range from sligtly different to absolutely preposterous. This is not to say Insane troll logic cannot come to a correct conclusion.

some common characteristics of insane troll logic (leaning towards the ridiculous) include...
-complete disregard for the accepted laws of physics
-Extreme ambiguity
-Excessive use or reliance on fallicious arguments.
- non sequitur
-completely absurd sometimes to the point of being ludicrous
Some Examples of the use of Insane troll logic.

Ex 1)
Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
Bedevere:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villagers:
More witches!
Wood!
Bedevere:So, why do witches burn?
Villager: because they're made of wood?
Bedevere:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Does wood sink in water?
Villager: No. No. No, it floats! It floats!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Arthur: A duck!
Bedevere: Exactly. So, logically...
Villager: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Villager: A witch!

Ex 2)
"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?" - Haruhi Suzumiya
(Most of us can reason that crabs have shell's lest they be eaten by predators such as Haruhi Suzumiya)
by Hexacyonoferate March 8, 2009
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insaneo style

Joel Haver coined this term, defining recently in a video. Essentially it means to go hella savage mode like there ain't even any sanity left.
Bro you saw how he played that flute, fuckin insaneo style...

Yo how was it working with Nicholas Cage?

Man that shit was insaneo style

-Examples quoted from Joel Haver
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insaneo style

Totally epic and legendary. It is a catchphrase on par with “Eat my shorts”.
Person 1: Bro, this shit is Insaneo Style!
Person 2: What the fuck is Insaneo Style. Stop saying that, it’s really annoying
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insaneo style

When something or someone is so awesome it or they are on another level
This guy's going straight insaneo style today!
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insaneo style

When something is, like, you know, so insaneo style.
Oh damn, that girl just went insaneo style.
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insanely great

so cool, so innovative, so ahead of its time, it's insanely great. Steve Jobs used this term to describe Apple Computer's products....
The new iPod is an insanely great mp3 player.
by Justin Wondga November 26, 2003
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insane in the membrane

Something that is beyond normal amount of crazy; from the Cypress Hill song "Insane in the Brain"
Man 1: I'm getting my spine pierced later.
Man 2: That's insane in the membrane!
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