nine ironed

blasted. Stoned out of the universe. Torpedoed

Jack got some really good weed and got nine ironed.

I was so nine ironed I couldn't even find my car.

by JustQ September 29, 2012

ironed

To destroy, as in an act of war where a building is shelled or bombed.

"The Assad regime ironed Homs"

by legitrandolph March 3, 2022

Ironed

To turn someone from homosexual to straight

1.Yo heard you been messing around with that lesbian how's that going?
2. Let's just say she's been "ironed"
1.Whats that mean?
2. I made her straight.

by Ironherout March 31, 2023