iply

Iply: I platonically love you. It means "I love you" in a non-sexual way. You could say it to the person you secretly love but just don't link them to this page ;;;

Bonnie: IPLYYYYYYYYYYY

Nate: what does that mean

by thepersonwhohasitall October 7, 2016

iPologist

i-pol-o-gist
noun

derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.

syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney

"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."

"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."

by sarcen April 5, 2012

iPolar

(adj.) When someone is one way in person, and a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT person online (on Facebook, in texts, IM, etc.), so much so that you wouldn't recognize them. The actual word has its roots in bi-polar and the way Apple puts a lowercase i in front of all their capitalized product names.

Psshh, don't listen to his stupid comments, the kid's iPolar. He acts super tough on Facebook, but he's nothing in real life.
Wow, I think Jess has iPolar-mania... she's really smart in person, Buwt r!t3z re4llii st00ped 1n textsssss!!!111one111 -.-

by ThankYouDahling August 6, 2010

Iolyn

Iolyn is the most beautiful woman you could ever meet, she is as rare as a ruby and her personality is like gold. If you are lucky enough to have on in your life, try your hardest to never let her go.

Iolyn is so pretty I wish I could be like her.

by DumbassPatrickStan69 October 11, 2021

ipply

Ipply is when someone eats granola and shits on your yard

I will ipply in your yard.

by 1drinkyourmilkshake August 24, 2021

iPolar

When you think your battery will last, but it fails to stay on. In other words, you're happy just to have battery power, then you quickly become depressed because it died.

Guy 1: Yeah! I love this son....NO! IT DIED!! I'm going iPolar!!

by xpaperheartsx September 26, 2007

iPology

What you do after you mis- or drunk-text somebody.

I had to iPologize to Chris after texting from the bachelors' party last night!

My iPology was accepted following the "night I don't remember!"

by Injeanuity February 21, 2010