IPO

Initial Penis Offering

How was the IPO?
It was fantastic. It exceeded my expectations.

by Muckman69 October 19, 2021

IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."

Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!

by Tim April 26, 2004

iPo

Quickly typing on the iPhone and then hitting send without proofing. Since the iPhone will autocorrect/complete your words this can happen quite often

Sorry, I meant to type "How are you" not "How ate toy." iPo.

by NorthernVengence January 8, 2010

IPO

Instant Piss Off

An IPO would be the water hose getting kinked, and now you have to walk all the way back around the house to unkink it. Anything that causes sudden annoyance.

by GardenHo August 15, 2010

IPO

Instant Peace Out! Getting out of a situation that you do not want to be in, or simply just peace someone out.

Yo, let's IPO this terrible and ugly person!

by Jmoney1 April 23, 2008

IPO

An acronym of "Instant Peace Out", IPO.

As explained by a pot smoking friend of mine, when cops become suddenly present in a situation such as a party with illegal substances or underage drinkers, the term is used to respectfully and covertly state your intention to leave immediately without further question or discussion so as not to deal with the consequences of the situation.

"hey man cops are here"... "IPO!"

by moemag21 February 16, 2008

IPO

An abbreviation for "in my opinion", most commonly used in text messages or Twitter updates when space is limited.

Can also be used in every day conversation, though is often intentionally condescending or laced with attitude in that context.

In a text message: "IPO, we should go to Mike's Bar- they have the best burgers, and I'm hungry."

In every day conversation: "Excuse me, but I won't do that. IPO, it sounds like a horrible idea. Let me know what it's like to narrowly evade arrest."

by captainaawesome August 14, 2009