investihater 

Someone who is able to find out the truth when being lied to and in turn retaliates with a smarter technique like exposing the liars dirt. Most "investihating" resources are the internet, computer, myspace, cell phones, cell phone bills, passwords, and being nosie.

I found out about my ex-boyfriends infedility when I started going through his computer. It all started on Myspace, soon I was online checking any and all of his accounts that were started by him. It was easy. After I sent out bulletins of him in my bikini bottoms(only) to all of his work associates, I received my "Investihater" badge. Wanna see it?

investihater by cdubyas December 13, 2008

paranormal investigator 

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences

i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator

paranormal investigator by FightinIrish July 10, 2005

Private investigator 

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

Private investigator by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun

Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...

Prostate Investigator by Pectabyte March 22, 2005

Facebook Investigator 

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

Facebook Investigator by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

private investigator 

A personal friend.

That private investigator will know.

private investigator by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

Investigated myself 

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

Investigated myself by Onetobeat June 12, 2015