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cunt inlaw

Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
by jpg3 October 6, 2010
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Facebook Inflation

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.
Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there
by lafayette69 June 23, 2011
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toge inumaki

a second year at kyoto jujutsu tech,
literally the prettiest man to ever not exist, yall start simping for him more when he says "dont move" but not when he appears in the op?? gurl what u seein? the cutest and purest boy with an interesting power ohmygod i love him so much its crazy, idc what yall say but inumaki is best boi of jujutsu kaisen gosh his hair is bouncy and he shared the same voice actors as tsukishima from haikyuu and meruem from hunter x hunter goddamn inumaki is the prettiest best and most interesting boy gojo stans are missing out ngl 😏😏😏 he's 17 years old who speaks in his limited vocabulary of rice ball fillings, his fav filling is spicy tuna :)
example of some of his words and the definition of what he means:
salmon/ salmon roe -> used for affirmation
chopped katsuobushi -> used for negation

leaf mustard -> "are you okay?"
tuna -> probably to point something out
it's easy to understand this sushi boi once you get the hang of it, u should understand what he means by for eg saying "bonito flakes" in a situation

he has these serpent like marks at his mouth area and a mark on his tongue ( cursed speech ) he uses his uniform with a high collar to cover it up most of the time. his cursed speech power, in episode 8, he saves megumi by using his cursed speech, "don't move" which causes his rival to be unable to move, there's more of this power he can use eg "get crushed" which allows the rival to be crushed, you can find more about his power on fandom :)
me: tOGE INUMAKI IS SO FINE

friend: Ok
by inumaki's gf November 28, 2020
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D'inflation

In sports, the inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by a particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike
"The only reason he averaged 24 points and 10 assists is because of Don Nelson's offensive scheme. His numbers were a result of shameless D'inflation."
by Sports Guy Fan April 1, 2009
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Patriot Inflatables

Inflatable statues of dead white folks on pedestals to be used at picnics, in the pool or on the Fourth to express patriotism once the real ones are permanently wiped from involuntary view and are nestled safely inside special museums.
I brought all my Patriot Inflatables to my family reunion and let me tell you something, they were a big hit!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020
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Futanari Inflation

A funny prank you can pull on unsuspecting friends that haven't dabbled around the internet very much. If you have a little decency, you would pull this on people whose search histories do not get checked by others.
friend 1: "Hey, did you know there is some Japanese guy name Ranto Futari who counterfeited like a billion dollars and got away with it?"

friend 2: "No way that sounds cool!"

friend 1: "Yeah just look up Futanari Inflation"

friend 2: *googles it* "Fuck you"
by richodude April 5, 2021
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Image Inflation

The de-valuing of images of beauty and nudity due to the unlimited images of all that on the Internet.
The subscription lists of Playboy and Penthouse magazines greatly declined due to the image inflation from the Internet.
by Techrex January 18, 2010
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